Your 'lovely wife' sounds like she might just murder you with said pan if you're not careful.

[His voice sounds oddly familiar where has she head it befo....wait what did he say his wife's name was again?]

I think I might come over with popcorn to see the damage, maybe. Or possibly just bring over a couple dozen cookies. I bake when I'm stressed and I don't think you lot are really going to enjoy hearing more about this place. Considering I think I might have traumatized Cain just now...

[Um. She feels bad about that, by the way.]