Y-yes, well. Don't mind the ruckus...! My lovely wife is a butterfingers with the pan, that's all... please! By all means, feel free to ignore the din of things colliding with my skull! She's very affectionate with the cookware. I'd invite you over for dinner, but I'm not sure condoning homicide is an appropriate way to create a good first impression while Mrs. Nightroad is in the kitchen.
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