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You don't have to cry.
[Mainly because it breaks his heart, and it might make him cry too.]
When you... can't button it up, I'll do it for you. I won't let you go out shirtless, not ever.
[So maybe shirts had become a metaphor - a really BAD metaphor - but the sentiment was clear.]